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“Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, & Polar Vortex Is Coming For You”

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“Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, & Polar Vortex Is Coming For You”

The polar vortex is coming back across large swaths of the Lower 48 this weekend and through next week. 

“Bitterly cold Arctic air will pour into the central U.S. next week, bringing record-breaking low temps, dangerous wind chills (30-50 below zero), and possible heavy snow from the Plains to the Northeast,” NWS Weather Prediction Center wrote on X. 

For everyone hoping for the first signs of spring, meteorologist Ryan Maue squashed those hopes—at least for now—with his post on X: “Don’t even bother next week. It’s going to be too cold to go outside. A week-long Polar Vortex event will crush your soul.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, and the polar vortex is coming for you! The most unusually cold blob of air on the planet will be over the United States next week as the polar vortex returns for the second time this year,” said Ben Noll, a meteorologist at New Zealand’s National Institute of Water & Atmospheric Research. 

Bloomberg data shows that the last polar vortex sent the entire nation into a deep freeze, with snow even in New Orleans. 

Meteorologists are already chatting about blizzard risks for next week across the Mid-Alantic and Northeast states.

This winter has been harsh across much of the Lower 48 (read here & here & here & here).

So why have global warming alarmists remained silent about these cold blasts? Could it be that their USAID-funded propaganda budget has dried up? 

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 16:55

How Justin Trudeau Helped Donald Trump Get Elected

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How Justin Trudeau Helped Donald Trump Get Elected

Authored by Mark Jeftovic via BombThrower.com,

“Sooner or later, everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences”

–  Robert Louis Stevenson

From the “Karma’s a bitch” dept…

Today is three years to the day that the Canadian government under Justin Trudeau and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland invoked the Emergencies Act which claimed unprecedented powers and authority (which a federal court later found to be unconstitutional)  including the  seizure of citizens’ bank accounts – not only of those who were present at the demonstrations in Ottawa, but even anybody who contributed funds to the protestors.

It sent shockwaves throughout the world – this was sort of heavy-handed action one expected to see in communist, totalitarian shitholes.

But such actions in Canada, a purported bastion of civil society and a liberal democracy within the “rules-based” global order was unthinkable. It nearly crashed the Canadian banking system, and behind the scenes it looked like the Senate wasn’t going to play ball.

Trudeau hastily rescinded the order, after brutally suppressing the demonstrations on the ground in Ottawa. “Declare victory and withdraw”, as Kissinger would have framed it. A few weeks later the RCMP began unfreezing the bank accounts, and a couple of the banks apologized for seizing their customers funds.

But that bell could not be unrung.

It was a seminal moment that would have many far reaching consequences, including the election of Donald J Trump as the 47th president of the United States of America.

Here’s how Trudeau helped re-elect Trump:

For want of a nail, the horse was lost
For want of a horse, the rider was lost. 
For want of a rider, the battle was lost,
For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost.

Step 1: It orange-pilled RFK Jr.

First, invoking the Emergencies Act and seizing bank accounts of lawful citizens appalled countless international observers, among them, a certain Robert F Kennedy Jr, in fact in RFK Jr’s case, it flat-out orange-pilled him.

A year later RFK Jr gave the keynote address at Bitcoin2023 in Miami, and the very first words out of his mouth were:

“I became a Bitcoiner when I saw what the Canadian government did to the truckers.” 

I was there and it was a powerful moment. I was messaging Steve Bannon some of the bullet points as they were being delivered and he was hanging on every text. Bannon, I had noticed, had seemed transfixed by RFK Jr for nearly a year.

A few months later Bannon floats the idea of a Trump / RFK ticket, saying it would bring about a “massive landslide”.

Step 2: RFK Jr. Orange-Pills The Bad Orange Man

When Donald Trump embraced Bitcoin isn’t exactly certain. Someone changed his opinion on it, as he wasn’t a fan as late as 2019…

The Bitcoin Magazine crew who brought RFK Jr to Miami certainly had talks with Trump ahead of Nashville, but it was clear that RFK Jr and Trump were talking to each other and seemed practically fated to wind up on the same side in the coming electoral showdown.

At the following year’s Bitcoin conference, this time in Nashville, Trump also gave a keynote (as did RFK, again). Trump had adopted RFK’s pro-Bitcoin positions point-for-point, and going one further with the idea of a National Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.

Like RFK Jr. in 2023, Trump came out against Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) saying he would ban their development – Bitcoin was freedom money, CBDCs were serfcoin.

Step 3: RFK Jr throws in with Trump

They don’t end up as running mates, as Bannon floated – but after the first assassination attempt (where I think we for real flipped into an alternate reality) – RFK Jr joins Team Trump. The game theory of RFK Jr splitting off votes from Trump (as some of the pundits hoped would be the case), goes away.

Now the two deep state wrecking balls are playing for the same team, and at least one of them was orange-pilled by Justin Trudeau.

Step 4: The Crypto Lobby Gets Behind Trump

At this point the crypto folks pile on with the Bitcoin crew, they all learn the political playbook fast, and start getting behind team Trump, which now includes RFK Jr and this starts to look like a crypto bros vs nocoiners election.

Hey, if that’s the way the political game is played, then let’s play.

The Bitcoiners may not like that team crypto caught the tailwind, but it doesn’t matter now. At the time they were all pushing for the Republican ticket because the Dems, personified by Elizabeth Warren and her “Anti-Crypto Army” had been outright hostile to the entire industry for years, running Operation Chokepoint 2.0 against them, and serving up non-stop Wells notices…

The Dems actually read the room for a change and try to effect a panic pivot to tone down the Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome, but the best they could do was some weird woke crypto pronouncement called “Opportunity Agenda for Black Men” (since deleted from the Kamala Harris website) that promised $20K forgivable loans to black men, and – because they’re black, I guess – access to weed.

It was a stunning condescension that basically framed blacks as mentally ill, deadbeat potheads. As I wrote in The Bitcoin Capitalist Letter just before the election:

These smug libs still don’t get how paternalistically racist they are being every time they promote a policy that says, in effect, “Blacks are hopeless, deadbeat, stoners: here’s a policy that will help them get their shit together”.

Also, $20K isn’t entrepreneurial seed funding, it’s asswipe money.

Fucking morons.

We all know what happened next.

Step 5: Landslide

The election was a total blowout – my Polymarket bets hit across the board. I cleaned up.

Now I have an RSS feed setup in my mail reader and I just marvel at the tempo and wildness of the EO’s coming out of the Trump admin: renaming the Gulf of Mexico America, mass firings, budget freezes, DOGE, Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, et al – and irony of ironies, a tariff war against Canada that’s thrown this country’s political class into chaos.

Trudeau has since announced his resignation – arguably precipitated by the crisis that erupted with he tried to oust his Deputy PM and Finance Minister, Chrystia Freeland over differences on how to handle the Trump tariffs. 

What goes around, comes around…

Karma’s a bitch.

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Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 16:20

“Elon Musk Is The Father”: Ashley St. Clair Reveals Secret Birth Five Months Ago

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“Elon Musk Is The Father”: Ashley St. Clair Reveals Secret Birth Five Months Ago

Ashley St. Clair, a conservative influencer known for ‘America First’ views, revealed on Friday evening that she had given birth to a child fathered by Elon Musk. 

“Five months ago, I welcomed a new baby into the world. Elon Musk is the father. I have not previously disclosed this to protect our child’s privacy and safety, but in recent days it has become clear that tabloid media intends to do so, regardless of the harm it will cause,” St. Clair wrote on X. 

She continued, “I intend to allow our child to grow in a normal and safe environment. For that reason, I ask that the media honor our child’s privacy, and refrain from invasive reporting.” 

Musk has not confirmed St. Clair’s claim. However, if true, this would mean the special government employee running DOGE and juggling SpaceX and Tesla, among other companies, now has thirteen children. 

Well not officially… 

In a separate post on X hours later, St. Clair thanked followers and said she would be logged off the social media platform “for a while.” 

“In all sincerity, appreciate the kind words. Wish I did not feel the need to make a statement. Kids should be off limits for journalists,” she wrote, adding, “Will be spending time with my family & logging off for a while.” 

Daily Mail noted, “Musk has at least 12 other children with three women: Justine Wilson, Claire Elise Boucher AKA Grimes, and Shivon Zilis.” 

Musk has been one of the loudest voices on the demographic timebomb unfolding across the Western world. 

In 2022, he said: “A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.” 

“We’re not overpopulated, we’re underpopulated … need to have babies by whatever means, whether it’s IVF, surrogacy, whatever the case may be,” Musk told a crowd on the campaign trail last fall. 

Also, on the campaign trail last August, President Trump said in-vitro fertilization would either be covered by the government or insurance companies. 

“We are going to be, under the Trump administration, we are going to be paying for that treatment,” Trump said before adding, “We’re going to be mandating that the insurance company pay.”

Several weeks ago, Vice President JD Vance declared he wants “more babies in the United States of America.” 

VP Vance noted that the US had “failed a generation” by celebrating abortion.

He added: “We need a culture that celebrates life at all stages, one that recognizes and truly believes that the benchmark of national success is not a GDP number or our stock market, but whether people feel that they can raise thriving and healthy families, in our country.”

Trump’s second term will focus on restoring the family unit – something Marxists within the Democratic Party have been hellbent on destroying for half a century. 

As for St. Clair’s claim, we’re sure Musk will be lining up a post for that …

… and maybe even with a meme.

Oh. And this: Who is next? 

Time for a Polymarket bet?

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Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 15:45

Zelensky Admits He Begged Trump To Meet In Person, Also Defends Canceled Elections

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Zelensky Admits He Begged Trump To Meet In Person, Also Defends Canceled Elections

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has revealed more details of the content of his Wednesday call with US President Donald Trump, in Saturday remarks given before the Munich Security Conference.

Zelensky disclosed that he repeatedly urged Trump to meet with him in person, and there was no assent from Trump on the matter.

Via AFP

“I think I said first that we have to meet. But we understood each other because I didn’t say (anything) about it once,” the Ukrainian leader said.

Zelensky as well as European leaders have expressed deep frustration that Trump chose to call Russia’s President Putin first, wherein they talked for 90-minutes, amid fears that Zelensky will be cut out from US-Moscow negotiations to end the war.

French President Emmanuel Macron has demanded that Zelensky be at the table, and that nothing can be decided regarding a future peace deal without consulting Ukraine.

Also on Saturday, Zelensky said that his country can’t hold elections as martial law is still in effect, amid growing criticism that he’s extending martial law to stay in power, and establishing anti-democratic norms.

His term expired in May 2024, but he asserted, “I’m focusing on the survival of our country, and I am doing it really all my term.”

“I’m ready to speak about elections if you want,” he said, claiming that “Ukrainians don’t want, totally don’t want, because they are afraid, because otherwise we will lose the military loan, the war loan, our soldiers will come back home, and (Russian President) Putin will occupy all our territory.”

He argued that he has maintained the unity of the country amid the Russian invasion…

“So it’s not about myself. It’s about the future of our country. The question is to survive to save Ukraine, our independence, our people, (and) our homes. And if somebody doesn’t like (it), they can choose another citizenship,” he said.

He was also asked about the question of the US taking NATO membership off the table, somewhat shocking European allies this week.

“If we are not in NATO, then as I said, NATO has to be in Ukraine. We will need an army comparable with soldiers of Russia; it’s 1.3 or 1.5 million soldiers,” he said.

Zelensky claims: only Putin and ‘few voices in US’ want elections in Ukraine

Of course, such a scenario would certainly lead to runaway escalation with Russia, which Trump has vowed to seek to avoid at all costs. Zelensky has stood accused of fearmongering in order to induce greater US and Western intervention in the conflict.

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 14:35

Louisiana To End Mass Vaccine Promotion, Surgeon General Announces

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Louisiana To End Mass Vaccine Promotion, Surgeon General Announces

Authored by Jack Phillips via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours),

The Louisiana Department of Health said it will no longer promote mass vaccination, according to a memo released by the state’s surgeon general this week.

A 13-year-old receives a Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine from a registered nurse at the UHealth’s pediatric mobile clinic in Miami, Fla., on May 17, 2021. Joe Raedle/Getty Images

A spokesperson for the Department of Health (LDH) confirmed that Louisiana Surgeon General Ralph Abraham had ordered his staff to stop engaging in media campaigns and community health fairs to encourage vaccinations and shared the memo with The Epoch Times on Friday.

“The State of Louisiana and LDH have historically promoted vaccines for vaccine preventable illnesses through our parish health units, community health fairs, partnerships and media campaigns,” the memo said. “While we encourage each patient to discuss the risks and benefits of vaccination with their provider, LDH will no longer promote mass vaccination.”

Louisiana state officials will still provide and stock vaccines, according to the memo, which stressed that healthcare providers talk about the benefits and risks posed by vaccines with patients and answer all questions based on scientific evidence.

In a separate letter posted on the state health department’s website on Feb. 13, Abraham was critical of blanket government mandates for vaccines and said that federal officials were erroneous in how they pushed for COVID-19 vaccines. He said individuals should make their own decisions instead.

His letter chided what he called “inaccurate and inconsistent guidance on masking, poor decisions to close schools, unjustifiable mandates on civil liberties, and false claims regarding natural immunity.”

“But the greatest missteps were on vaccines and some continue to this day,” the Republican surgeon general wrote. “Within months of their approval, COVID vaccines were shown to have no third-party benefit in terms of reduced transmission, yet they were still mandated—through both policy and social pressure.”

Describing that as an “offense against personal autonomy that will take years to overcome,” he was then critical of current Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) guidelines that recommend 6-month-old children get vaccines for COVID-19.

“Government should admit the limitations of its role in people’s lives and pull back its tentacles from the practice of medicine,” Abraham said, noting that he wants to regain the “public trust” by “acknowledging past missteps, refocusing on unbiased data collection, and providing transparent, balanced information for people to make their own health decisions.”

In Democrat-controlled New Orleans, the city council passed a resolution on Thursday vowing to continue supporting vaccination efforts.

The city’s health department director, Jennifer Avegno, said state-supported efforts have led thousands of people to receive vaccines in the past. However, she anticipates vaccination rates for preventable diseases will drop due to the state’s new policy and asserted that vaccines are most effective when they are widespread.

“‘[The Louisiana Department of Health] will no longer promote mass vaccination.’ Now, I don’t know what that means. Every year I’ve been here, and before me, the New Orleans Health Department and the state Health Department has worked together on really successful mass vaccination events,” Avegno told local TV station Fox8.

Avegno also said that it’s not clear what vaccinations the state health department will not promote.

Both the CDC and Food and Drug Administration (FDA) have said that COVID-19 vaccines’ benefits outweigh their risks. As recently as mid-January, the CDC released a study that asserted that 2023–2024 booster shots had “reduced the risk of COVID-19 hospitalization among older adults” by around 50 percent and that children who got the vaccines saw a reduction in COVID-19-associated emergency room and urgent care visits.

However, over the past several years, a number of studies have cast doubt on COVID-19 vaccines’ effectiveness and questioned whether they can lead to more long-term health issues. The FDA and CDC say that mRNA vaccines produced by Pfizer and Moderna are associated with a higher risk of developing myocarditis, which is inflammation of the heart muscle, and pericarditis, which is inflammation of the outer sac that lines the heart.

This week, the U.S. Senate confirmed former independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services, which oversees both the FDA and CDC. Kennedy has long been critical of certain vaccines, including ones for COVID-19 and childhood illnesses.

Kennedy said during the Senate confirmation hearing that he is not anti-vaccine but only wants vaccines to be rigorously tested as well as more transparency for federal health agencies.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 14:00

Sheryl Crow Sells Her Tesla To Fund NPR; FCC’s Carr Hilariously Responds

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Sheryl Crow Sells Her Tesla To Fund NPR; FCC’s Carr Hilariously Responds

Sheryl Crow and other white liberal women across the nation have melted down in recent weeks over President Trump and special government employee Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, which has uncovered vast amounts of fraud and corruption with moves to dismantle the Deep State (DC Swamp Uniparty “Unmasked” As These Seven NGOs) and streamline the federal government. 

On Friday evening, Crow posted a video on Instagram from what appears to be a wealthy neighborhood, with some houses lined with tall iron fences and gates. She informed her followers that she had sold her Tesla SUV to support the public news organization NPR, citing concerns that DOGE could defund the taxpayer-funded news network.

“There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with. So long Tesla,” the musician wrote on Mark Zuckerberg’s social media platform. 

She noted, “Money donated to @npr, which is under threat by President Musk, in hopes that the truth will continue to find its way to those willing to know the truth.” 

So Sheryl, what is “truth” in MSM?

Is your version of the truth a taxpayer-funded censorship blob pushing misinformation and disinformation campaigns about anything that is optically displeasing to the federal bureaucracy? 

Last year, NPR CEO Katherine Maher made some bizarre comments about truths… 

“The Wikipedians who write these articles aren’t focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements, seeking the truth isn’t the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done,” Maher said. 

In terms of NPR, some of the so-called truths the public broadcaster pushed out over the years were found to have “blatantly ideological and partisan” coverage, according to a recent House Oversight and Accountability Committee’s Subcommittee on Delivering DOGE. 

A senior NPR editor revealed about a year ago how the public broadcaster “turned a blind eye” to the Hunter Biden laptop story because “it could help Trump.” Again, truths… 

Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Chairman Brendan Carr chimed in: “I know celebrities are hesitant to weigh in on hot-button issues, so I appreciate Sheryl Crow making an argument here—not through words alone, but through her actions—that Congress should not force taxpayers to subsidize NPR.” 

“She got rid of the best car to support the worst  “news” organization,” an X user said in response to Carr’s post. 

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 13:25

DOGE Workers ‘Energetic And Dug In’ Despite Threats: Source

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DOGE Workers ‘Energetic And Dug In’ Despite Threats: Source

Authored by Nathan Worcester via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours),

WASHINGTON—After reporters revealed the names of multiple Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employees, threats have proliferated against them and the department’s head, Elon Musk.

Sources familiar with DOGE staff described a mood of resilience among those working to fulfill President Donald Trump’s pledge for government reform.

Illustration by The Epoch Times, Getty Images

“The young DOGE engineers seemed surprised and initially unprepared to be personally targeted by so much animus,” one source familiar with DOGE’s operations, speaking on the condition of anonymity as they were unauthorized to speak to the media, told The Epoch Times. “But they are energetic and dug in.”

Even as DOGE faces criticism from many congressional Democrats and is beset by lawsuits seeking to restrict its access to government data, its early results—including billions in cuts identified to The Epoch Times by the White House—may just be the tip of the iceberg.

DOGE aims to deliver $2 trillion in federal spending cuts during its 18-month lifespan. It ends in 2026 on the 250th anniversary of July 4th, 1776.

A source familiar with DOGE said it was “still in the sorting stage.”

As DOGE seeks to overcome hurdles, billions could be just the beginning.

The Mood Amid Threats

The Epoch Times has reviewed numerous posts on the social media platform Bluesky that are aimed at DOGE and its reported staff members. Many disseminated personally identifiable information, including names, ages, and home addresses.

A source told The Epoch Times that federal law enforcement was dispatched to protect family members of DOGE employees after their names were leaked. As of publication time, the Department of Homeland Security had not confirmed that with The Epoch Times.

On Bluesky, an anonymous user called DOGE workers “Nazi scum,” adding, “The only good nazi is a dead nazi.” The post listed the reported names of several DOGE workers.

A Bluesky user whose name matched that of an employee at Boston University’s business school posted a “Wanted” graphic with DOGE employees’ names, faces, and the words “Dead or Alive.”

A statement from the university described the post as one from “an employee on his personal social media account,” adding, “the views expressed do not reflect the values of Questrom School of Business.”

The Bluesky app is displayed on a cell phone and computer monitor in Pasadena, Calif., on Nov. 14, 2024. Mario Tama/Getty Images

Members of Congress, including DOGE oversight leaders, voiced shock and anger at the threats.

“That’s horrible,” Rep. Blake Moore (R-Utah), co-chair of the House DOGE Caucus, told The Epoch Times. “I haven’t really seen the severity of it, but that’s horrible.”

On the other side of the aisle, a spokesperson for DOGE critic Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (D-N.J.) told The Epoch Times that she “strongly opposes political violence toward anyone, for any reason, in all forms.”

A spokesperson for Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) said the congressman “condemns threats against DOGE employees.”

Rep. Raul Ruiz (D-Calif.), who is also concerned about DOGE’s impact, told The Epoch Times, “I unequivocally condemn violence of any kind.”

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-Wis.), who oversees the House DOGE Caucus’s defense and veterans’ affairs portfolio, told The Epoch Times that “if those people broke the law by doxxing these folks and doing that and threatening them, they should be thrown into prison.”

“I don’t mean jail. I don’t mean a fine,” he added. ”People that are doing these death threats need to go to prison, or it’s not going to stop.”

Under the Privacy Act, agency officials or others who disclose the personally identifiable information of federal employees could be guilty of a misdemeanor and fined up to $5,000. Threats on social media may also cross the line into threatening interstate communications, which carries a penalty of up to five years in prison.

Read the rest here…

 

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 12:50

Saudi Arabia To Host Arab Summit To Discuss Trump’s Gaza ‘Takeover’ Plan

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Saudi Arabia To Host Arab Summit To Discuss Trump’s Gaza ‘Takeover’ Plan

Saudi Arabia has revealed it plans to host leaders of four Arab countries at a summit on February 20 to consider President Donald Trump’s US ‘takeover’ plan for the Gaza Strip, officials told AFP Friday.

“The leaders of Egypt, Jordan, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates will attend the summit, to take place ahead of an Arab League meeting in Cairo one week later on the same issue, the source said,” as also cited in Al Jazeera.

Via Reuters

Palestinian Authority (PA) president Mahmud Abbas is also expected to attend, at a moment the fragile Gaza truce deal could collapse at any moment, particularly after some of Trump’s inflammatory statements on turning Gaza into the “Riviera of the Mediterranean” which would require removal of all Palestinians.

Proposals to be considered at the summit could involve a Gulf-led reconstruction fund, as well as a political deal for Hamas’ exit from power, according to several officials.

Trump has been pressuring Egypt and Joran in particular, threatening to cut off crucial foreign and defense aid if they don’t come on board his plan. He wants these neighboring states to absorb over 1.2 displaced Palestinians.

Yesterday in an extraordinarily surprising development, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) ambassador to Washington signaled the possibility of removing all Palestinians from Gaza, in accordance with Trump’s controversial Gaza plan.

UAE Ambassador to the US Yousef Al Otaiba in an interview called the plan “difficult but inevitable” and said he’s sees “no alternative” but Trump’s plan to expel Gaza’s population and undertake massive economic redevelopment of the Strip. He had been asked by a reporter whether the UAE is working on a separate plan, to which he responded no, there’s no other plan.

It was in September 2020 that the UAE announced the Trump-sponsored Abraham Accords for normalization with Israel. UAE has long been a close regional US-ally, but the ambassador’s words are still deeply surprising and might actually contradict the UAE’s current official stance.

Huge decline in life expectancy for Palestinians in Gaza:

But it seems the Saudi hosted Arab summit is precisely about coming up with an ‘alternative’ plan which could be offered instead of Trump’s – which has sparked global backlash given the ethnic cleansing aspect of it.

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 12:15

Democrats Introduce Legislation To Fine Men For Ejaculating

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Democrats Introduce Legislation To Fine Men For Ejaculating

Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news,

Two Democratic State Representatives in Ohio have introduced legislation that would see men fined for ejaculating if they don’t intend on having a baby.

Yes, this is real. It sounds insane because it is.

Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade brought forward the bill which they’ve named the ‘Conception Begins at Erection Act’.

Ohio 19 News reports that Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected sex without the intent of impregnation.

 

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after under the legislation.

The lawmakers acknowledge that the bill is utterly stupid, saying the intent is to “call out the hypocrisy” of “bills that regulate women’s bodies.”

In an op-ed, Somani wrote “I know how ludicrous my bill sounds,” adding “What I am doing is making a point.”

“Is my bill offensive because it dares to attack men? Maybe, but again, as an OB/GYN, I’m against regulating anyone’s reproductive rights,” she continues, adding “as representatives, we are here to work for you, not for special interests like the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 or the Center for Christian Virtues.”

Perhaps the funniest thing about this entire debacle is that exceptions under the law would include people “ejaculating in the LGBTQ community,” as well as sperm donation, and masturbation.

This is almost as stupid as the Democrat who sterilised herself to protest President Trump’s non-existent powers to ban abortions.

Democrats are not serious people. They’re never winning anything again until they realise this and sweep out the infestation of TDS suffering DEI brain addled lunatics.

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Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 11:40

How Much Gold Exists For Every Person On Earth?

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How Much Gold Exists For Every Person On Earth?

Desired for millennia because of its shine and rarity, gold is still the safe haven asset (with fairly decent returns) in times of uncertainty.

This chart, via Visual Capitalist’s Pallavi Rao, examines a hypothetical question of how much gold there is in the entire world for every person. It divides all known reserves by current global population.

Data for this graphic is sourced from the U.S. Geological Survey and from the UN’s World Population Prospects 2024.

There’s Not a Lot of Gold for 8 Billion People

Turns out, there really isn’t a lot of gold in the world.

To date, only 244,000 metric tons of gold have ever been discovered. This includes historical production and current known discoveries.

That works out to about 30 grams (about one troy ounce), or six gold rings, for every single human being on the planet.

Jewelry isn’t the only use of gold (though it does account for the largest share of above-ground use).

Central banks have quite a bit in their reserves, with the U.S. holding the most at roughly 8,000 tonnes. At sixth place China (2,200 tonnes) has been steadily increasing its reserves in the past year, in a bid to diversify foreign exchange reserves away from the U.S. Treasury bonds.

Largest Gold Producers

And then there’s all the gold beneath the ground, spread out in massive mines across the world. Of them, Australia is home to two in the top 10, and is also the second-largest producer.

Who’s the largest producer? That’s China—even though it doesn’t have any large mines on the same scale as those found in the U.S. and Australia. Instead it has numerous smaller ones, and coupled with efficient smelting infrastructure, ends up producing more volume.

Finally, South Africa held the top supplier spot between 1900–1970. Its production peaked at about 1,000 metric tons annually, the most by any country in a single year.

Need even more gold graphics? Good thing we have a few. Check out: Visualizing Gold Consumption vs. Domestic Supply to see which countries use the most gold.

Tyler Durden
Sat, 02/15/2025 – 11:05